old women love me.

not even old women, but middle aged women. ever since i became a teen, random mothers and women over the age of 40 have been telling me how cute, handsome or attractive i am, alternately.

shit, the first woman i ever kissed was 34. i was 17 at the time. it's a much less impressive story than the premise would imply.

this is not me stunting. really.

i was going somewhere with this, but it's late, and estou bem maconhado, meu irmão.

tchau,

bear.